Listen up, grunt. You’ve survived IEDs, AO sweeps, and the never-ending paperwork of life, but now we’re deploying a different kind of mission — mental health recon. Civilians will just see gibberish, but if you know the AO, you’ll get this.
Mission Code Name: Battle Pickle
Objective: Keep your head in one piece without using ammo on yourself.
Enemy Intel (Symptoms You Can’t Ignore)
- Night raids on your brain (aka nightmares)
- Flashbacks of missions you didn’t RSVP for
- Hypervigilance — scanning your six, even in Walmart
- MRE-level patience running out fast (snapping at your squad)
- Using “booze and meds” like tactical gear
Friendly Forces
- VA Healthcare – Your medics, your FOB for therapy and counseling.
- Vet Centers – Like an R&R tent, but for the mind. Group debriefs optional.
- Crisis Line – 423-255-6338, Immediate extraction available.
Private Ops
- Tricare-approved therapists (like having an unofficial CO for your feels)
- Community counselors who understand your AO
Squad Support
- Vet Groups – Trade intel, swap survival tactics, share your load.
- Online Forums – Reddit r/Veterans, Military.com. Like chatting in the barracks, but from your couch.
First Maneuver
- Call or check in with your friendly VA or Vet Center.
- Debrief with a fellow grunt (buddy vet, spouse, sibling, whoever gets it).
- Adjust tactics if needed — first recon isn’t always perfect.
- Self-Care = PT, hobbies, downtime. Treat it like ammo resupply.
Final Order:
You’ve survived the war zone outside. Now survive the one in your head. Battle Pickle. Civilians will think it’s nonsense. We know it’s a full-on op.
Stay frosty. Check your six. And remember: you’re not alone out here.